Dear Cheerful Movie Dude,
You seem nice. We have a love of food and movies in common. But that might be about it. When we met for coffee and baked goods I felt a bit like I was on an interview. One question right after another. It never felt anywhere near comfortable. I did however, throughly enjoy your ability to outperform me in When Harry Met Sally quoting.
You're too nerdy for me. I have a strong suspicion you're not sensual or sexual enough for me. You're not quite tall or athletic enough for my tastes. A bit too cheery. No dark. No broody. Not even a smidgen. Therefore, no chemistry. Also, there's no way you can handle me.
Yes, I did say we should go see a movie together this week. But that was because we both wanted to see it, I thought it would be pleasant to have a movie buddy while giving us a bit more of a shot, and it was before two pretty great dates with other people (who I am more attracted to, more interested in, and seem to have a lot more in common with) the following weekend. So now, I don't have the time.
You'll do great. Give it a few more laps.
In internet dating solidarity,
E
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