You're almost 33, you have a great career, you have a great smile and are fun and engaging.
Oh, honey, I said ENGAGING. Not ENGAGEMENT. You can stop hyperventilating.
No but really, when you tell a 28 year old that you've "dodged marriage four times" you do not win any cool points. Rather, you make it clear that you are a poor investment. I'm not saying I want to marry you, but if, like your last girlfriend, I were to find myself FIVE YEARS IN with nothing to show for it but some eye wrinkles and an intimate working knowledge of your work-party cycle, I would probably castrate you in your sleep.
Just saying.
I suggest you stick to a) women who are strictly uninterested in commitment, ever, or b) women under the age of 25. Good luck with that.
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